Never trust a man who smiles all the time. He’s either trying to bed down your wife, borrow some money, or sell you some aluminum siding.
-N. R. Amos
Never trust a man who smiles all the time. He’s either trying to bed down your wife, borrow some money, or sell you some aluminum siding.
-N. R. Amos
Sticky situations are best handled with lies, deceit, and treachery.
-N. R. Amos
I might not be too smart, but even a dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked.
-N. R. Amos
Reality is for those that can’t stay drunk.
-N.R. Amos
She came to us, this dark skinned girl
To be our brother’s wife
And when she came into our home
She changed our way of life.
With childlike faith this lovely girl
Lights a candle every day
And on the floor, by her altar there
Our Lily kneels to pray.
She does not pray for worldly things
Just food, and home, and rest
And as her candle brightly glows
We know that we’ve been blessed.
We’ve known her such a little while
Yet much respect she earns
Because we know we’re nearer God
When Lily’s candle burns.
-B. Amos-White
I find that if I ease off on the things I need, I can afford more of the things I want.
-N. R. Amos
When I get to hell, I will speak very highly of you.
-N. R. Amos
I would rather eat shit with the 182nd Airborne Rangers, than to eat steak with a whimp.
-N.R. Amos
Cancer can sometimes be cured, but stupidity is terminal.
-N. R. Amos
In one way, I am like electricity – I do things quite shocking, and take the path with the least resistance.
-N.R. Amos